Much A Do About Nothing?

Nigeria's Senate today approved 38 nominees for Acting President Goodluck Jonathan's new cabinet. The list does not include portfolios. That means re-appointed ministers may not necessarily return to their old jobs.

The Nigerian cabinet has more than 40 members, including ministers, ministers of state (junior ministers) and ministers in the presidency. A further list is expected to be sent for Senate approval to complete Jonathan's new team.

Jonathan dissolved the 42-member Cabinet on March 17, about a month after the National Assembly empowered him to become acting president in Yar'Adua's absence. It was seen as an effort to purge top officials loyal to Yar'Adua, though some were included in the new cabinet.

Unlike some thought, the Senate did not drop even a "fly" from the list that was sent to them. Initially there were rumours that some ministers would be dropped given the roles they played in the Yaradua/Goodluck push-and-shove political saga that had engulfed Nigeria since November last year.

Fiery ex-information minister Dora Akunyili was one of the couple that was said to face axing by the senior law makers. One Senator from North West Nigeria argued that she was “certainly not returning as minister.”

Another was ex-planning minister and an ex-Senator Sanusi Daggash, but whom his distinguished colleagues felt he had betrayed and disrespected them by slashing their budget when he was minister. The story was that they would teach him a lesson for what he did.

All the 38 FEC Club members were given the green! The approval did not come to some as a surprise though. After a loud hiss, one Abuja based "siddon-looker" told me, "rubbish, who told you they were going to drop any one on the list?" I asked him why. He replied, "Jamilah, I am shocked. You should know Nigeria better than that!"

I didn't exactly understand what he was insinuating, but what came across very strongly was the lack of excitement and disappointment over the whole ministerial appointment issue. From the look of things, it is an anti-climax to this man.

I hope it won't be for Nigerians.

Nigeria Will Shine

“Despite frantic moves by the ruling Peoples’ Democratic Party, PDP, to beat Acting President Goodluck Jonathan into political line over the composition of the new Executive Council of the Federation, EXCOF, the party appears to be losing out…

…Investigations reveal that the last visit by PDP National Chairman, Prince Vincent Ogbulafor, to Aso Rock…was to discuss with Jonathan on the need for the new EXCOF to have PDP outlook, a position which the governors are also canvassing. Jonathan’s men were, however, said to have rejected the idea…”

Above is how Vanguard a Nigerian daily reports the political horse-trading and wrangling that surrounds the appointment of a cabinet in Nigeria.

Being a minister in Nigeria is a highly profitable job – it opens doors to many things. Interests run deep and getting one's name on a potential ministerial list can be a do or die affair! Appointment to ministerial position in Nigeria is hardly about performance. It appears to be hardly about competence too.

Some may disagree, but before you do just that, let’s look at a dictionary definition of the word “competence”.

Competence is described as the acquisition of knowledge skills and abilities at a level of expertise sufficient to be able to perform in an appropriate work setting. So if for an example one was to be appointed to the position of a minister, the appointee must possess the required level of skills and expertise to perform the designated duties as effectively and efficiently as possible. Such an appointment will yield desired results. People's live will be touched.

At the moment one of the questions flying about as Mr Goodluck puts together a team that will run the affairs of Nigeria before the general elections early next year is: will the new team comprise of competent people who will bring about some significant improvement in the lives of Nigerians within such a limited period?

We scratch our heads. The reason being that the names that have so far made it to the list appear to be wives, cousins, nephews, friends, loyalists, ex-this, ex-that, etc. These people, argue pundits, will effectively constitute the “traditional square-pegs-in-round holes” sing-along FEC-attendees. The only glimmer of hope say some critics is one Goldman Sachs of London guy!

But don’t despair as Ayi Kwei Armah said in his book “The Beautiful Ones are Not Yet Born” it is from the depth of the manure that life springs forth. Much as I am pessimistic about the future of my country, I still believe that “one day go be one day”

....and Nigeria will shine.

Fret No More - President Wilson Was Ill Too!

"The patient is progressing most satisfactorily, so far, and I have good reasons to hope for a most beneficial result. It has been a big undertaking. . . . “

Sorry, this is not a line from Nigeria’s minister of information or indeed that of President Umaru Yar’Adua’s doctor. The line above was written by President Woodrow Wilson’s doctor way back when the President inner caucus tried pulling the wool over the eyes of Americans over their leader’s health.

It was almost certain that President Yar’Adua’s supporters would use the argument that Nigeria was not the first in the world to experience a very ill President; one who had been away from his duties for a prolonged period. They may have a point.

The health of a one-time US president was also under wraps and it was only recently that newly revealed documents show how Wilson's inner circle, including physician Grayson, right, tried to conceal his poor health, which preceded a major stroke in 1919. The 28th president was debilitated for the rest of his term, says Washington Post.

But that was way away in 1919 - the beginning of the last century. When there was no BBC sick-chambers-emanated interview with Mr Wilson.

Today in the cutting-edge age of technology, with the internet and mobile phones invading people’s privacy and providing second-by-second account of global events, taking a cue from the inner circle of ex-President Wilson may perhaps not be such a brilliant thing to do.

There’s fretting, there’s tossing and there turning. Yes, restlessness means the political juggernauts of Nigeria are having sleepless nights. Text messages won’t stop flying about from across the continents asking the question, “Have you seen who has seen him?”

Guest what people, the answer is, well, mmm, take a wild guess. There was a secrecy vow at the Villa which forbids aids to yap away “State secret”. So you may probably be fighting a lost battle.

But what about the beeb? Weren’t they there when the black box was lost in the middle of the Red Se until they found it in February 2010...and then boom! Section 144!

So, fret no more, I am sure the beeb will find this one again!

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